Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Fitting In

This has GOT to be the perfect aphrodasiac for any jerk seeking to cyber in open chat rooms!

This happened minutes ago when i was on icq as Rhea, and, didn't exactly, i suppose, 'fit in'.

FitMan> hi
Rhea>hi there
asl?<>
(no answer)
ur ageless, sexless, locationless?
:) scary!
what's scary?
erm...who am i talking too?
lol to aGreek stud
tell em about u really
cool. rhea was also a greek Goddess. did u know that, greek stud?
where r u from?
(ok, clearly, not impressed by my mythological gyan)
i am from india
how old are u? 28
u babe? 17
cool
r u sexy?

(the foreplay begins)
???
what do u think?
???
that u r!
(yeah, butter her up)
good! u have capable thinking powers
tell me about ur look Rhea
(i have a 'look'?)
yea!
:))
why dont u go first
tall, slim
(but of course)
green eyes
brown hair
thick cock

(this is supposed to be the clincher)
u now
are ur eyes olive green or bright green?
olive ones
(he actually answers that)
Rhea> olive as in dark olive or pale olive?
u know how olives can look when they'r old
(ok, that proves too much even for a soaring libido)
ok, bye
(oh no , not just yet.)
what happened?
u r kidding
u tell me ur look
if u want

(oh gosh. guess i MUST tell him 'my look' now)
first answer all my questions
pale olives
ok?
mm<> i was hoping they would be brighter
more lively that way, don't u think?
whatever u say hottie
(last, desparate attempt)
but how can i change ur eyes from olive to bright green?
(that's it)
r u sick?
<> no...why do u ask?
???

Finished. He was gone, just like that. Now i'm nursing a broken heart. How COULD he!?

4 Comments:

At 10:35 AM, Blogger Soul of Dawn said...

Very funny....but not half as gud as the way that Bosnian fooled u!God...u really fell for that one.U actually meant the last two lines wen u realised reality.

 
At 5:41 AM, Blogger Effervescence_13_ said...

I agree SOD, but then the Bosnian was so much nicer than the Greek! And you know how nice ppl are always a far more dangerous trap to fall into.

P.S.- can we now LET THAT ONE GO???

 
At 9:18 PM, Blogger Partho P. Chakrabartty said...

"nice people are always a far more dangerous trap to fall into"-- well said! and well meant too, i suppose.

these online trysts can be very inspiring...

you played the classical woman, and those always seem to drive men away.

 
At 10:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahaha...i am not in a mood to analyze that :p i just needed a laugh...and i got it!

Thanx izzy
:)
~`aditi`~

 

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