Friday, January 27, 2006

A forward i received...
There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak...
"I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?" "Just some old birds," came the reply.

"What are you gonna do with them?" I asked. "Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. "I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time."

"But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?" "Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them." The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"

"Huh??!!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!"

"How much?" the pastor asked again. The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?"

The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone.

The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free.

Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story…


One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set 'em a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!"
"How much?" He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life."

Jesus said, "DONE!"

Then He paid the price.
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

START STUDYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! START STUDYING, YOU STUPID GIRL!

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Happy New Year

Ferris wheels and tora-toras and breathtaking views and standing on cliff edges(threatening to throw each other off, your's truly being the most freaked, i must admit) and horse-riding and parasailing and icecream and strawberries and stars doing spectacular fireworks in the firmament and long walks into nowhere and sunny days and chilly nights and mountain-climbing and swings and whizzing across 12 feet high ropes on sliding pulleys, (fully aware that one mistake and we might just lose a limb) and midnight drives to the lake and travelling by rickety ST buses and baby carrots and paneer pakodas and shopping for kolhapuri chappals and sneaking out in the middle of the night to try and gate crash into Aamir Khan's party, then suddenly sensing danger on the secluded streets and hurrying back to hotel and.......and freedom.
This was my 2 day run-up to the new year. And in what did it culminate? With people closest to me outside my family, around a blazing camp-fire on a bitterly cold night in a secluded spot somewhere between Panchgani and Mahabeleshwar, devouring strawberries and cream, talikng about the past year and its hopes and dreams and reflections and prophesies, fulfilled or otherwise (ok ok, and also cracking silly jokes and passing judgmental comments on smokers, lechers and other people we didn't particularly like :p)
"Aching joys and dizzy raptures."
NOW does everybody agree that I lead a charmed life?

Happy 2006.
And this i mean literally. I have a little new year challenge for all those who read this post. First, recognise a negative emotion within you one that has been chronic (we all have chronic negative emotions, btw). It may be fear, it may be anger, it may be denial, it may be cynicism, guilt, anything. Now turn this emotion/trait/habit on its head. Try and be the exact opposite for one week. Just one week. For just 7 days, consciously try somehow to be the exact opposite of what has plagued you. And if there is no particular emotion you can pinpoint, then just be happy. Owe it to someone to be happy. Be happy. In joy. No matter what. One week. And if that then doesn't rosify at least the rest of the month, then scoff at the aforementioned "run-of- the mill, functional" greeting.


And today the song stuck in my head has been happy new year by ABBA. For all those in doubt, just ask SOD or all the passengers in the 126 i took home from college. It is an old song, written obviously in 1979. One of the things that intrigues me about it is the anticipation of the end of the next decade, i.e. 1989, as is mentioned in the 3rd verse. Feels sorta fuzzily amusing to somebody singing or listening to the song in 2006!


"Happy New Year"
No more champagne
And the fireworks are through
Here we are, me and you
Feeling lost and feeling blue
It's the end of the party
And the morning seems so grey
So unlike yesterday
Now's the time for us to say...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Sometimes I see
How the brave new world arrives
And I see how it thrives
In the ashes of our lives
Oh yes, man is a fool
And he thinks he'll be okay
Dragging on, feet of clay
Never knowing he's astray
Keeps on going anyway...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I
Seems to me now
That the dreams we had before
Are all dead, nothing more
Than confetti on the floor
It's the end of a decade
In another ten years time
Who can say what we'll find
What lies waiting down the line
In the end of eighty-nine...
Happy new year
Happy new year
May we all have a vision now and then
Of a world where every neighbour is a friend
Happy new yearHappy new year
May we all have our hopes, our will to try
If we don't we might as well lay down and die
You and I